Welcome to Crap Away Toilet Paper’s Home Page.

Crap Away is:

  • Honest
  • Funny
  • Great At Doing What It Is Supposed To Do
  • Money-Conscious
  • Environmentally Responsible

In summary, Crap Away Toilet Paper is everything our customers are. Crap Away is toilet paper for folks like you and me. Sometimes we are silly, sometimes we offend some people, but we always do what we are supposed to do and we do it with no pretense.

Presently, Crap Away is preparing to launch. Our product is available for pre-order at Kickstarter.com. After our pre-order period we hope to launch the brand at a large tradeshow in the spring of 2012 and then be on store shelves by the end of 2012. Crap Away is not entirely a joke. It is a real, economical, high-quality product that everyone will enjoy.

Crap Away my friend, Crap Away.